Accurate representation of how I feel, in giraffe form.

Did you know that giraffes need as little as 30 minutes of sleep a day, and can sleep in intervals of less than a minute? I can’t decide now if I would want to be a giraffe, or not. I mean, getting eaten by lions kinda stinks, but being awake so much, I’m sure I’d be way more productive.

Who am I kidding… I would just spend my time trying to be the first giraffe to do a head stand because of how cool I think that’d look.

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