Not everybody likes puppy kisses. But also, not everybody like chocolate… or ice cream… or happiness. I know these people exist, but I don’t understand how they live.
Kidding. I get it. I mean, dogs lick everything, so how can you know they love you, right? I mean, they lick the windows… the floor… the toilet. Their love isn’t yours alone. Some people just can’t handle sharing love with a toilet. Those people probably prefer cats. Or loneliness.