Gave the puppers a bath today. This is notable because, well, I don’t bathe him nearly as much as I should. He’s absolutely terrified of tubs, showers, and water spraying from any kind of faucet. Things don’t go quite as swimmingly as they do for this pampered pterodactyl.
So there’s the secret: if you ever want to break into my house. Just bring a spray bottle.
Big scary pit bull, is he.