Remind me to tell you about the time I took a drink of water and felt a spider creepy crawling across my tongue. That’s basically the whole story so I guess you don’t need to remind me. Spider survived. Me, jury is still out.
In other news, spiders live a pretty cush life in my house. I like keeping them around so they’ll eat all the other little mean bugs. Don’t tell anyone though. I’m not tryin to drive up tourism.