A couple of misfits. Everyone always trying to step on them… hit them with a shovel… flush them down the toilet… they understand each other.
Have I told you about the time I drank a spider? Oh man… I was in my garage working out. Had a water bottle open, sitting on a table. Grabbed it without looking and took a swig. Felt something tickle my tongue… then it moved. I immediately spit the water out to and see this big ol’ black spider riding the waves. I had the heebee-jeebees for like a week. I think both me and the spider tell this story now to every one we meet.
Anywho… spider vs. snake: which one are you gonna let crawl all over you if you HAVE to have one?